Monday, May 01, 2006



Justices side with Anna Nicole Smith !
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled today that one-time stripper and Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith could pursue part of her late husband's oil fortune. Anna's guy croaked after marrying her for a while. J. Howard Marshall II,the lucky SOB had an estate estimated at as much as $1.6 billion. He was 89 and little Anna just 26 at the time and im sure he had heaven on earth for a while because with 1.6 billion you can buy viagra by the warehouse load. Marshall's youngest son, E. Pierce Marshall has been trying to keep Anna away from daddys cash and still might be able to do so even after the Supremes today gave dear Anna the option to pursue her case.

How can anyone look at a photo like that and say it's not love? If you look close enough you can see old rigor mortis's viagra kicking in. I just hope when it's all said and done Anna takes it all. Hell, if ol junior was a bit smart he might cut himself a deal like daddy and with luck get a few extra years out of that little sports car more then daddy did.

2 comments:

Justin said...

Hell yeah, at least the old fart died happy, that should be worth a few bucks. Chances are that if gramps shacked up with a little hottie and cut Junior out of the will, there was a reason for it anyway. If they can't settle their dispute though, they could always just send the cash to me, I'd be happy to properly dispose of it for them, then they wouldn't have anything to fight about anymore. ;)

Cato Younger said...

You guys make me sick. You support whorish frauds no matter what the facts.