Sunday, September 03, 2006

Looks like another job opening in Iraq.Hamed Juma Faris al-Suaidi also known as abdul and abu was just captured.Ol Hamed,or what ever you want to call him,was the second most important al-Qaida in Iraq leader after Abu Ayyub al masri.If i remember correctly Al Masri only recently got his job as number one when Abu Musab al Zarqaw showed up for work one morning without a hard hat. That abu got smacked on the head by two American bombs. Terrorism supervisors must have very stressful days and no wonder there are always job openings!I don't know the going rate of pay for the jobs but i heard the retirement package has 72 virgins and little else. From what else i gather i hear they're non unionized and work for some guy called allah. No union rules just a book called a koran. No coffee breaks but four prayer breaks daily.No wonder so many job openings so often! Rumor is that they'll soon run out of males and they're converting females from other world religions to fill the void. Some are probably in it just for the virgins and others because they get to wear a neat little head gear called a hijab.Some are not old enough yet to take up the cause and you can see them training here while the rest are waiting for job openings.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i hope they get more and more stressed daily. we need to keep manufacturing more bunker busters for those upper management positions.

EDITORS: Ghost Rider said...

Wayne

Sounds and looks like you have a head scarf Jihad going on, keep the clips coming.

Justin said...

Gee Wayne, aren't you glad you live in Newfoundland? Sounds like us yanks are screwed. I say bring it on Haaji, I'd much prefer a straight fight to all of this sneaking around. Go ahead, invade us, see how far you get. Up here in the Northwest especially, we got some boys that can shoot around here. We'll be happy to help you on your way to see Allah and the virgins.

PS - Hate to break it to you boys, but they ain't virgins no more. Have fun with your wives and my kids. ;)